Reid-isms

Reid: Dad, I want to be a lifeguard when I grow up.

Matt: Well then you're going to have to learn how to swim.

Reid: (Incredulously) I do?

Praying in the car, about to head to church-

Reid: why do you sometimes put your hands on your head when we pray at dinner? (By this he means head between hands, elbows on table. Nothing folded or clasped.)

Matt: It's... reverent(?).

Reid: 'Cause I just did that for this prayer, like you. 

Reid: Grandpa, how old do you have to be to be old?

Reid: If the baby is a girl it won't have a penis. But if it's a boy it will have a penis.

How many hours does it take to get to Heaven? Maybe like 20 minutes.

Watching "Beethoven":

They should just shoot it (the dog).

He says funny stuff ALL the time! That's just a tidbit.

~Hoveys